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Tell me if I'm wrong but I don't think most humans can poop out bricks :P
Nah, not the answer.
Well then idk
You wanna know the true answer?
The answer is that you are full of poop. Therefore the final bricks weight will go to infinity.
darn What is it then?
The answer is..
It doesn't matter how much the brick weighs, I just died of blood loss.
Sometimes that answers are so obvious that we miss them. Excellent word problem Aubburrito (you bored?)
Here's one: Two guys are on a plane flying over the Pacific Ocean. One bets that if he drops a bag of feathers and the other guy drops a steel weight 5 seconds later, the bag of feathers will hit the ground first. The other guy bets that the steel ball will hit the ground first. Who won the bet?
I dunno, but neither of 'em are gonna hit the ground.
You got it. But if they were over the ground the feathers would hit first.
Ok so there's a magician who says he can drop a regular, raw egg and it won't break in 3 feet. The ground is made of concrete. How is this possible?
He drops the egg on a narwhal.
No there's nothing between the egg and the ground except good old air. PLAIN AIR, nothing special about it.
The egg has a parachute on it.
there's nothing on the egg.
The egg is contained in a velvet box!
The egg has nothing on it, is in nothing, etc etc etc. just a PLAIN OLD EGG
He drops it one foot above the ground.
Yeah you're close he just drops it 4 feet from the ground. For the first 3 feet it doesn't break.
What's my prize?
Free air ;)
Could I get a unicorn instead?
just steal one from walmart
Walmart doesn't sell mythical creatures.
That's what they want you to think