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It's also supposed to model the writing style of the Odyssey. I know how to write one, I just don't know what to write about that will be clever and last 4 pages :P
Could you give me an example of one
Our example was the rape of the lock, by Alexander Pope. It's about this guy who sneaks into his girlfriend's room and cuts a little lock from her hair. It was blown way out of proportion, and pretty funny. Another was about a girl who kept trying to get a pizza after school