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disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling? If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
on that last one pluto must be really stupid...
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Is it wrong for a vegetarian to eat animal crackers?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it is called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it is called cargo?
glue bacause the inside is part glass part the outside part of tape with a micture of oils that only die when they reach air.
Why do they call a building a buildingwhen it is alread built?
When a cow laughs, does milk come out of its nose?
How do those dead bugs get into those closed light fixtures?
Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your clothes would they eventually just disappear?
Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person drives a race car not called a racist?
i wanna know! lol
What do you call male ballerinas? Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream? If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse? Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Why did you just try singing the two songs above? Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?
If a deaf person goes to court is it still called a hearing?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America? Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call? Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!" Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Nice questioning the world with you bye:)
These are weird but hilarious. :D
One that's always bugged me was "If a tree fell in a forest and there was no one around to hear it, would it make a sound?"
I'm pretty sure it makes a sound, it's just that no ones there to hear it.
Exactly haha. It's so stupid.
Very stupid. Who came up with that? :)
Someone who clearly doesn't understand sound.
Yep. Or maybe someone who's deaf or wanted to be funny?
haha true, true.
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
i like it how this is still up
and still up.
wow...this is really funny..but please it the close button at the top night jay
in half a year :)
How 'bout never?
you ought to do as snuggie lad says @nightjay47 just so you dont get into trouble
why would you get in to trouble for that?
why do we drive on a parkway, and park on a driveway..?
Why is it that when in space, Americans use a sophisticated pen, while Russians just use a pencil? Why is it that though soft wood retains ink longer, quills were object of fancy? Why is it that the ridiculously uncomfortable clothing which you are less likely to wear is twice as expensive, many times as "attractive" unlike your comfy decent daily wear? If you're an eco-friendly twack, why do you drive that mean SUV? Did people think you live twice before the advent of YOLO?
its in the wrong place @kaylific
Its a writing peice
I like these questions. They really make you think. :)
Aaaand still up.
wtf do u ask so many questions
For the heaven question: No, you aren't stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for all eternity. You are given a new, heavenly body. What our heavenly bodies will look like is beyond me. I guess we'll know when we get there.
Something to think about: Hurting someone can be as easy as throwing a stone in the sea. But do you have any idea how deep that stone can go?