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SNOW WHITE: It's not lame that my aim here's to tell you the truth I'll hit it out of the park like my name is Babe Ruth Got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame The fact that you can't claim the same is really a shame I'm the original princess, you're a copy of a copy I am porcelain and perfect and your floppy hair is sloppy I'm fragile but agile, rarely cross I am sweet, you can tweet, I'm a treat, like a boss Who the hell are you to step to me? An aimless airhead with a vitamin D deficiency You got no skills ‘cuz you're focused on your looks And let's get to what was up with you and those seven shnooks (Hi, ho!) I've heard you sing – it's a high-pitched chirp You're dopey. SNOW WHITE: You're grumpy. ELSA: You're a bashful twerp. That squeaky, meek demeanor is an awful choice I can drown you out right now with my powerful voice SNOW WHITE: Um, you should know, that's not singing, you're just yelling At least now I can't heard the mean lies you're telling You could've grieved with your sister from the start But no, you're the one who's really got a frozen heart You were selfish and deluded when it comes down to it Had the chance to do better, but like a porn star, you blew it As for your powers, they're hardly legit You built a whole castle with nowhere to sit Does it really count as magic if when you let it go The only thing that moves is ice and snow? I talk to animals and it always impresses You're just a blonde snow-blower in sparkly dresses Yeah, that's right, manipulating snow, I'm the best at that game Which means you're under my control ‘cuz that's your stupid name And who eats an apple a stranger gives ya? (Duh) And who needs a man to save and kiss ya? I'm savvy, strong, single, and so independent You're the weakest role model while I am transcendent You're a forgotten bygone, yes, time is the cruelest I'm the newest, the boldest, and literally the coolest So step aside and hide, go find a cottage to clean You're one ditzy princess, I'm a motherf'ing queen
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XD aweosmely funny
Thank you, thank you very much. -Says in Elvis style-